The pretty girl..
How fucking cute is that. Daycare Christmas today. She sat on Santa’s lap…apparently pictures to follow. Karen has magical powers. If I brought Alison within 2 miles of a Santa Claus I am positive she would impale me with her Barbie.
Ok. Part 2. Should I be ashamed that I like John Mayer and that new catchy ass Katy Perry song? The world sells that shit to me, then people make fun of me for liking it. It’s kind of like being bombarded with McDonalds commercials, then being made fun of for being a fat-ass. I wish I was a musical elitist, and could say shit like “That new Fat Truffles record reminds me of the Troggs B-sides live track from Dublin, on vinyl, except without the passion…”
Instead I just crank up some Sugarland and keep my windows up. :-)

Yes you should be ashamed! I get the McDonalds reference but in the end you still made a bad decision…which is why you are a fatty who likes TERRIBLE music!
Says the girl that watches the Katy Perry “California Girls” video at least once a day….